The Screw Driver

 Hi guys (naaaaahhhh!!! That’s tooo traditional.) .. how about …. SSUP GUYS????  Ya, that’s pretty much like the youth lingo of today… 

Now to begin with , you might ask me, why this column is termed ‘the screwdriver’? and I would have left you unanswered if it weren’t for the recent use I found with the screwdriver in opening my jammed wardrobe door!!! And why would I end up talking about a jammed wardrobe here?? (well this column is not a donation request for a new wardrobe).

Many of our minds are like this wardrobe door that is jammed with various aspects of life. On one side it would be the maths and the science and on the other side it would be the Bible. Now that’s not confusing, is it? Well it gets confusing when you want to believe the Bible as it is, BUT the science that you learn retracts you from believing the very basic facts of the Bible. Ahhhhhh,  now that’s a little tricky right there. Don’t worry this is not the beginning of another dull column.

This is just the outline of what you will be looking at when you flip over this page number in the upcoming editions. The main purpose of this column is to draw the fact that science perfectly explains the existence of the Bible. Many at times we tend to have wrong notions in our mind and we end up thinking that science and the Bible are two different dimensions and at a particular point of saturation, we succumb to gizmo answers given to us by the science teachers and we end up having a jammed mind (just like my wardrobe door) and this is where “THE SCREWDRIVER” comes in handy. Now you have the answer to two questions, one is ‘why this column is termed the screwdriver’ and also the answer to why this column finds a place in this magazine.     

Over the years , science has succeeded in making us believe that we were once upon a time ‘monkeys’. Apparently, Charles Darwin saw a couple of pictures of his ancestors and the only thing he could relate them was with ‘monkeys??’. Unfortunately, he didn’t have the privilege of seeing a 7.2 megapixelate photograph taken on a sony cybershot. Considering his situation, how blessed are we, that we have colour photographs of our grandparents lest we call them monkeys and indeed infer that the whole of human race came from monkeys!!!

In the upcoming editions, I hope I will be successful in making you all realise that Charles Darwin was the biggest fool on earth. We will also look at how God outsmarted the humans and their scientific experiments. And we will also discuss day to day science in relation with the Bible. Through this column I also hope you hear even the rocks and the heavens cry out for their creator. But above all I pray that this column might find you reasons to stand up for the Bible and to believe that you are God’s own creation, his masterpiece.

“FOR YOU ARE FEARFULLY AND WONDERFULLY MADE”

Pramod Roy